i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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