We're facebook friends in real life
dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
