Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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