Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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