Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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