I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
