Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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