well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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