Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
this hospital has no fireball
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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