dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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