Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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