and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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