i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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