I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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