I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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