Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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