Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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