Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
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