i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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