She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
