is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
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