he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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