I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
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