One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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