dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
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