They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I'm too high and old for this...
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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