We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I FOUND THE LEGS
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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