But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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