Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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