the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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