this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
whose parrot is this?
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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