what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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