Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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