so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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