I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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