I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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