Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
ugly people sure do ruin things
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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