Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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