remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
