Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
He called his prostate his "boner button".
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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