i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
do nipples grow back?
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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