Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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