i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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