guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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