He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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