I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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