Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Randomize
