Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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