Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
we're making bets on your personal life
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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