One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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